Who is Song Lile...?

and why does he keep sending me emails?

Everyday I get at least 2 emails from this fine gentleman (??) advising me that he is in desperate need to contact me. Apparently I'm due some grossly-large amount of money from a business transaction I completed a lifetime ago. Or was it my relative? Or his relative?

Apparently he has not yet heard that I won 15-million British pounds in the international lottery. Never mind that Bill Gates himself has set aside a portion of his vast financial fortune just for my benefit. Let us also not forget that due to some oil refinery explosion in the middle east, I have now the right to un-holy amounts of money. (I'm working on claiming my riches as fast I can, folks....no need to send QUITE so many emails!)

It's Another Day in Montgomery and if you hear from Song Lile, please tell him I'll get to him just as soon as I receive my check from the woman in Nigeria who so terribly needed my assistance in collecting her late grand-father's, long lost brother's, next-door neighbor's cousin's 12.5 million Euro's worth of completely legitimate gold-bullion!